My incontinence.

Yes, I pooped myself, but so would YOU if YOU , were in my situation. I was a little gassy that day and it was really a slart, so it's not like I just out and out crapped myself. I let one loose ,or thought I did , and before you know it,I had a full diaper. At my age, I should never trust a fart. Well, lesson learned,and it's one for the younger folks who read this blog.