Thursday, January 31, 2013

Fill 'er up!

That's what I yell right before I fill up my diaper with liquid feces. I haven't had a solid bowel movement in more years than I can count.

I used to yell "Fire in the hole" but ointment I've been using stopped the burning sensation.

When I walk around naked without a diaper and air out my dick flaps, I like to bend over and yell "Thar she blows!"

Now you know.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Tanks fo de photo man.

Julius Ilemuda b de small gay boi. n he dun run away frum sum spunky chicks. cos h b gay boi

Julius Ilemuda b d gay boi wid d small dick. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WickedBrain Alapiwa Selfmade Tanks fo de photo man.

Julius Ilemuda is a loser gay boy. he is so afraid that he blocks anyone who tries to help him. He is a total loser in life.

dis small boi dun pissed hs pants. HA HA.

This is the best I can do some days. I'm seriously too old for this shit anymore I think. Who does this kind of bullshit at my age? Seriously.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Life of Pi

I hear that this is a good movie, but I do not condone putting PI out there, so I will not see it. Anyone who puts PI out there is a horrible person,* so go fuck yourself, Life of PI.

*Anyone but me. I am the only one allowed to publish someone's PI.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

I was hacked twice and my personal information stolen

@Gemma. I am sorry to hear that you were hacked. As it seems all your sites were affected it does seem like you were targeted.

I know a little of what this is like, as I was hacked twice and my personal information stolen, to be used by low life's and those who support them. And when I say hacked, I mean I gave out my piss-weak password willingly and sent someone my picture willingly and then cried about it and have had a sandy vagina ever since.

Your loss is more than mine and I am sorry to hear about it. Actually, no one's loss is greater than mine, so fuck you.

The hackers and scammers pose a real threat to decent people and many of us are doing our best to stop them, and by that I mean we are doing nothing because there is nothing to be done about it by a stupid old man in Queensland, but sadly they sometimes have influence and are believed by others.

I am not a tech but If I can help just ask. AL.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Sunday, January 6, 2013

who would like to have our password

Many scammers use poems, sayings and songs that they have obtained from the internet to use as tools against their victims, here is Daniel asking for the words to a song, no doubt to use and send to one of his victims.

There are indications that Daniel is interested in Ghana politics so he may be Ghanian?

There are indications that I am a complete idiot so I may be a nob? Yes, that part is indeed true.

Thanks to our members for the tips.
It is a very wise move to REGULARLY change our passwords. There are a lot of people on the internet who would like to have our passwords so changing them is always a good move. 

A "safe" password is usually at least 15 characters long, This is untrue, but who the fuck is going to argue with me? Gbenga Jones? 

A 15-character password composed only of random letters and numbers is about 33333,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times stronger than an 8-character password composed of characters from the entire keyboard. I did not just make up that number, it's 100% true ok thanks

The safest way is to use a combination of letters AND numbers. "419eater" is a good one.

One of the best ways to help protect ourselves is to REGULARLY change our passwords. Or not give out our passwords and photos to strangers like I do. 

Contrary to popular opinion it is ok to write down our passwords so we can remember them, PROVIDED this information is kept safe and secure where imaginary keyloggers can't get them.

Also contrary to popular belief, it is ok to use "419eater" as your password so long as you don't then just give it out to people like a complete twat. 

Friday, January 4, 2013

Tommy Tooter where are you?

Tommy Tooter,how are you hope fine , contact me urgently ok,am in possession of important documents for you. remain bless