Monday, April 30, 2012

diapers and Ensure.


Time's up goodi. I gave you fair warning and the opportunity to do the right thing but you were not smart enough to take this chance.

Lets start off slow shall we?

Some of your members are wondering where you come up with such delusional false accusations.Those that you cannot provide any proof for, as they are only in you're chemically imbalanced mind.

As you say we are all cosy now, so why not explain to your members about the monkey on your back?

Don't forget the "landlord" wants his money goodi.

WTF are you on about?

Can i make someone else an admin.

nomad with his usual clarity of mind just does not have a clue as to what is going on. perfect ranter admin material it seems.

Hey goodi like rhymes?

There lived a certain man in Ranter long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to alliance pricks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
poofters would desire

RA RA goodi hasbeen
Lover of the alliance queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA goodi hasbeen
Ranters greatest lie machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the ranter mods never mind the administrator
But the tune he danced to was really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had an arse to squeeze
For the alliance he was no wheeler dealer
Though they'd heard the things he'd done
They believed he was a holy shite
Who would heal their site

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared honest members
But the lackeys begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this goodi had lots of hidden swarms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA goodi hasbeen
Lover of the alliance queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA goodi hasbeen
Ranters greatest lie machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA goodi hasbeen
Lover of the alliance queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA goodi hasbeen
Ranter's greatest lie machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Ranters.

I’m having more fun than a tornado in a trailer park.
That there goodi is so dumb his toilet paper has page numbers on it.

HAR FUCKING HAR. goodi is a slave to the black tar.

Get off the Horse man, it fills your mind with fucking shit and makes you imagine things.

I just picked up a westy and will spend the money on diapers and Ensure.