Tom is having a bit of a hard time. They guy gets impersonated all over the internet, so to make him feel better I went to Facebook to lend my support. Of course, I did it using my Gbenga Jones alt because, c'mon, what am I gonna do, log in as Alan James Watson? Gimme a fucking break.
Anyway, Tom wants to file a police report about some CRETIN! using his name. Good luck with that, asshole. Been there, done that.