On the phone with Tommy Tooter

I finally got Tommy Tooter to make some phone calls for me. I had been trying to convince him to call people for some time now but he was all "No, I don't want to do that, it will cost money, I have a pay-as-you-go phone, blahblahblah." Faggot. It was sweet hearing him leave voice mail for people like Joe, or talk to Bucket's' daughter. lololol. My plan is finally coming to fruition, that being to harass innocent relatives of my mortal enemies! I will crush them!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!