we pay their wages dont we?

Hi all if you want to use up your lads money but not waste your time talking to him give him the phone number of one of the public sevice departments you know the ones every country has them where you call up and spend ten minutes listening to a recorded message and have to select buttons to press so that you can wait another ten minutes and then waste more time whilst they page mr x who of course is not there so they helpfully put you through to another dept all the while the o/seas phone bill is going up and when your lad contacts you complaining you can apologise and give him another number of another p/s or utility ,you get to piss off your lad and get your own back on a p/s dept as well -well we pay their wages dont we? Big Al