Wednesday, August 31, 2011

This old house

No, I'm not talking about this saggy old bag of brittle bones I inhabit (I'm fucking doomed in that department, this shit ain't getting any better). I mean this dilapidated cat-hair, flea-infested shack with a garage I inhabit. What can I do with that wall, the one I'm standing in front of? I have plenty of money now since I just wrapped up some good cashbaiting, I just don't know what comes next. Any suggestions, readers? Maybe I should just go for the full corrugated steel look and make it look more like the sotrage shed that it is. That way when I'm featured on an episode of "Hoarders" I won't even have to pretend likeI used to live like a normal person.

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