I shoot fireworks out of my ass.

As a neighbour has cut down some tall trees in their garden, I can see the fireworks over the city from my house now. And he can now see when I shoot fireworks out of my ass.
So we are looking forward to that. Last year I shit my pants when they started but I hope I won't be as surprised this time.

Sounds good that you have a Councillor to help. Does the career you are looking at pay a good wage. If not, try cashbaiting. I make millions every year from it. It is easy and you feel good about fleecing stupid old people.

The best thing is to find a job that you like doing and work on it to get ahead. If you need more banal platitudes, let me know. I've got hundreds of them.

Some valid comments. Having been an employer for many years I was always interested in potential employees who want to work and were keen to do the job and help the company grow. Except for that time I fired all my employees because they were assholes about not getting paid. Fuck them, let them cashbait or suck dick on the street, stupid fuckers.

If a potential employee was keen, even though he/she may not have had the right degrees I would give them a go, but only if I got to put my dick in them first. When I was younger and had some small amount of power, I liked to get my dick wet with whoever I had working for me.

You raise some valid points, but if you think about it YOU decide what dick you eat, YOU decide which way you go to any destination and YOU can also decide which way your life will be headed.

If you think that 90% of people will not be very successful, then you can be thankful that you only have to compete with the other 10% to get ahead. 

It seems that nothing good comes easily.
Keep trying and I am sure you will reach your goals. That's how I got my dick in so many employees.

Separate from books what magazines does everyone here like the best?

'Think and Grow Rich' by Napoleon Hill. Is a very good book. I used it to hit girls over the head before I boned them.

I am a scambaiter and upset many scammers greatly

No worries, I have only ever told the truth on 8th so if I am demodded for this then karma will catch up to those who are lying. I thank you for your trust and honesty. AL

Please take care as these messages can be read. I would not like you to get caught up in things. AL.

Thank you it is appreciated. I have lots to keep me busy, I am a member on a site that has over 74,000 members and mod on several others with large numbers of members and viewers.

Fortunately I am now retired and so can spend all day on the internet if I wish, which I do, and pooping in my pool. I am currently sorting out some spammers on a site that gets between 3,500 and 5,000 views a day. I am a global mod on there. It helps if I am a mod, as I can check the spammers and scammers out and deal with them before they can benefit from their lies. I am an internet crime fighter with nothing better to do.

Hi thank you for the invite but TC is not secure. I am a scambaiter and upset many scammers greatly, so it is not wise to allow any of my personal details to be on the Internet. Except for those that I personaly put out there before I knew any better. Sorry, and again thanks for the invite. AL

we could make sweet music together.

Yo mortals. good to be here. I was referred by HADES to my eternal shame. I also shit my bed last night, but you don't need to know that. But nonetheless I will  do my best. THOR.

OH you know him well then?

Whoopee my first fan!

Show me yours and I will show you mine but you may be embarrassed.

Thank you Edna I can tell you have immaculate tastes.

Thanks I am glad to be here.

@Mrs. Dukie. 

Yup  that sounds like him.  Others tried to get rid of him by insulting him but it did not work, he just came back for more.

Yo FB. good to meet ya.

Tennessee whiskey, have you no shame?

Well at least  the ivory label, is 90 proof. And it uses the PROPER spelling of whisky (as opposed to whiskey).

 I saw where these halls had a million posts . Were any of them any good?

AWW shit. You never said that I have to actually READ this stuff.

MORE pikkies? I am still drooling over the gals in your sig.

Now stop that.  Ever since you saw the size of my cock you have been bitchy.   

Why ME? Why is it always me they drool over. 

Picky picky picky. Oh well anything for a quiet life.  A photo of Hades and myself. I am the good looking one.

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Now if I read this right .
You and Hades have this thing going on that involves Toys, leather boots and a lot of ASS.
RIGHT I got it.   

^^^^^^^ A lovers tiff?

it would make it easier to give a deep BJ.  Consider yourself lucky.   

Hi. If your avatar is anything like you,  we could make sweet music together. 

Welcome, any FURRY from ranter is welcome to see how a good site is run.

A clever ruse to hide his furryness.

I don't know anything about duals but it is rumoured that this is a pic of goodi in his furry outfit.

It's ok you can stroke his furry bits, he quite enjoys it.

I did hear rumours about him and fags. 

Good idea goodi,  to have your balls taped to your ear in case you forgot where you left them.

I concede to the expert.

You seem to know a lot more about bullshit than I.

A pair of nutcrackers would work rather well.

Gosh!!!  I suppose we will have the FURRY costumes supplied by you once the take over is complete?   

@goodi  will this involve you dropping your pants and doing a lot of squealing?

It is called 'Drugs and gheys i have known and used' 

Retired layabout.

Hi thank you for the invite but TC is not secure. I am a scambaiter and upset many scammers greatly, so it is not wise to allow any of my personal details to be on the Internet. Sorry, and again thanks for the invite. AL


I will leave it as it is for now. As far as I know I did not break any rules but I was still demodded.

I would feel bad if it affected you in any way. Thank you.
Your support is appreciated.

I am retired I can devote a lot of time to posting.

Hi I have five posts in here but my post count seems to be stuck showing two only.

Has this problem been noticed before or is it confined to me?

Thank you for any answers you may give. Alan.

Six with this post and now it has jumped to three?

Thank you for your speedy reply it is appreciated. AL

 

I would be grateful for some advice from one of the techs/legal members please.

If following a lawsuit for say defamation and slander of a member against a website, where the court grants access to the sever logs, who physically gets the logs to hand over.
Is it the staff members of vbulletin or is it a tech from somewhere else?

Does the member gain access to the server logs for the entire website or are just the logs in question sent to him?

I would be grateful for information regarding this, thank you.

Thank you Paul M. This is the answer I was seeking. Who actually does it.

I would be grateful for some advice from other members who have experience with adsense.

I am involved with many sites and some are interested in using adsense .

My questions are these, does it matter what size the site is to gain access to the adsense program?

How do adsense react to any reports of abuse, regarding complaints about their TOS, are they very strict or are they slack about keeping their rules? Any one had any experience with this?

Economically is it really worth while to use it? Can anyone post about their experiences of using this program and any problems they came upon.


Thank you in advance for any replies, as I am at this stage unfamiliar with using this program.
Thanks. AL

Thank you. So it seems it is economically viable for a site with this number of posts and or members.

Thanks for your input. I do make many thousands of posts.

I am fortunate in that as I am retired I can devote a lot of time to posting.

Some of the sites are small and some quite large. Your input was helpful, thanks. Al

 

Thanks for your reply. I remember reading about you discussing that your income was down.

Now I thought you were supposed to be having surgery today? Give the internet away for awhile and get some rest.

Your internet problems will still be here when you recover, so rest and recover while you have the chance.
Your health is more important.

 

@Princeton. Thank you for a very informative post.

Your points are well taken. Nice one. AL.

 

Two very informative posts, thank you both for your input.

 

I can see how that would upset some members . Thanks.

 

They only use small pistols and whips now.

 

I wonder how long before the inmates abuse it, by sending thousands of requests for the guards each day and so destroy the whole viability of the present robots?

 

Surprising, in Australia I just purchased a 2T external " Iomega' for $89. they seem to be selling all drives on special at the moment. This may alter dramatically soon though.

 

Surprising, in Australia I just purchased a 2T external " Iomega' for $89. they seem to be selling all drives on special at the moment. This may alter dramatically soon though.

 

I hope you make a quick recovery. AL.

 

I hope the surgery goes well and that you make a quick recovery.

You will be in my prayers for a rapid return to health. AL.

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