Shitting on the Dock of the Bay

My new theme song.

lies and delusions

Fuck.

@Soyl. your self confessed mental problem is affecting you.

Please seek professional help.
Your long time obsession with me is not healthy for your impaired mental state.

Think of your family, what would they do without you bringing in the money.

Some time ago I sent you the details of what looked like good quality mental hospitals that were near you, and they seemed to have dedicated caring staff, please take the time and visit one of the doctors there.

Your many lies and delusions seem to be increasing . Think of your family and seek help.

I know what you're thinking: I should think of MY family. As it happens, my family is a bunch of raging assholes who don't appreciate all the hard work I do. And they never have. Half my time I advise stupid assholes not to fall for scams, and half my time I spend picking up Westies from the same assholes who want to send the lads money. When those fuckers I call a family want to borrow some cold hard cash, they know where to come, and they don't even pretend to be concerned about where I get it.

Now that I am at rahstyles.com, the gay Jap dating site, I have little or no time for these lousy fucks who leech off me. They won't even help me find a new nurse. Did I mention that I fired the last one? Chink bitch gave me the stink-eye when I told her I shit my pants. Don't be throwing shade at me, cunt, I said, and she walked out. I'm getting her deported back to Manilla or wherever the fuck she's from.

So now I have to find a new nurse. I've been sitting in my own filth for two days. God forbid one of my kids should come over and help me out. "We're busy with our own kids." FUCK YOU!! I have rap battles to plagarise.

Obviously they do LOL

Soyl, Is this a similar off that you made to quick offering to suck him off for a set price?

Soyl, Is this a similar offer that you made to quick, offering to suck him off for a set price.
Or was that to have anal sex with him?

Obviously they do LOL  

Soyl I see you often refer to males as "DEAR". now with your admission that you will suck cock for money your homosexuality is confirmed.

Chandy admits to being GAY. :fag:

By the way you were so pwned by quick it was a pleasure to watch. ow:

But I did not agree to suck a males cock for money like SOYL did.ow:

Tell me doc, do you gay folk always stick it up for each other? Even to copying each others user name ? A very gay action by you it seems. Is this GAY adoration by you to use another gay guys user name as your own?

Just in case you missed it, as you do tend to comment on only small parts of others posts.

But I did not agree to suck a males cock for money like SOYL did

Thanks!

Just a quick thanks to all the grandmas and grandpas out there who sent their western union payments to the lads. I interecepted a bunch of them in the last few days and used the money to buy some new Xboxs and iPads. You stupid chucklefucks will never learn, and for that I am grateful.

I'm nothing but a roaring shit canon.

So I plagarised some other shitty rapper's dumbass rap. So what. Sue me motherfucker.

Although no proof has been posted and I am not aware of my doing anything wrong, it seems that a couple of members feel that there could be a question of impropriety,

So I will officially withdraw form this contest. I'm 100 years old and dont even know what the fuck rap is, ok?

And even though I have sent a pm to one of them asking for an explanation, no reply has been received by me. Possibly the lack of a response has something to do with a banning from a rap site for said member and it seems that there has been some unanswered questions on there.
Here's a bit of ramdom text I copied (poorly) from another shitty rap site.

[QUOTEIntricate_Skillz

Gl- lets make tha hott list-

07-07-2011 04:40 PM
Intricate_Skillz

Sent- sry i was wrkin-

07-07-2011 04:18 PM
LIONs~TIGERs~BEARs

I'm ready be send it

07-07-2011 03:49 PM
Intricate_Skillz

Iight fam is all good- im sure it will b another good battle-Just holla at me when its ready- ill send-

07-07-2011 02:33 PM
LIONs~TIGERs~BEARs

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN THE VERSE IS DONE AND YOU CAN SEND IT OFF. i'll except it instantly and it'll post right then and there. TO BE FAIR. cool?

07-07-2011 02:32 PM
LIONs~TIGERs~BEARs

Absolutely, i CAN GIVE YOU THAT KNOW DOUBT.. ummmm lets see. GIMME an hour or so. i gotta 6 credits and respond to one cat then you. WHEN i'm ready i'll pm you and u can send it . or w/e how ever u wanna do it

07-07-2011 02:12 PM
Intricate_Skillz

? Battle- id like a rematch fam-

07-07-2011 02:55 AM
Intricate_Skillz

Yoo tine for a rematch- i got a verse for tha ooen reefer took- i didnt use no flips n case i didnt finish on time- so id like tha same respect- would u get a verse ready for me- mines keystyled- but ill send first when u ready-

05-06-2011 11:36 PM
Intricate_Skillz

Good luck in our battle homie][/QUOTE]

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN THE VERSE IS DONE AND YOU CAN SEND IT OFF. i'll except it instantly and it'll post right then and there. TO BE FAIR. cool?

Is this what you mean by " Biting" ? as in "I will tell YOU when the verse is done and YOU can send it off"?

Be that as it may, this is another forum and I withdraw from the contest. to avoid any suspicions. This is the correct thing to do. God I suck worse and worse every day. I'm nothing but a roaring shit canon.

I think ECCHI is more of a "softcore" version of Hentai?

the stench from my diaper blinds me

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I've intercepted plenty of their westys

These fucking niggers make me sick. That is one way to work it. Some of the lads try to establish a relationship with their victims by calling them "Mummy" or "Daddy"

It is repulsive to see them try to use these protective parental feelings from some victims. I would fuck them up if I were about 60 years younger.

Another sneakier way is to play him at his own game, as a "Member" of the Church you may like to refer to him as "My Son" in a religious sense rather than a paternal one.

You could expand of the Brotherhood of the members of the church and mention that the top guy is like a father to his flock.

Due to the fact that many lads do actually respect the missionaries that help African orphanages etc, then this can be used to mould him to your will. They're assholes.

If you like you can throw this back at him, in such a way that he will be convinced that he has you fooled.
You can say some thing along the lines of.

"I am happy to receive your message and I am glad that as a (here insert the title you like. Pastor or Reverend etc.) I do consider that I am blessed to be able to lead our flock as a type of Father figure. You do me great honour my son. We will one day be in the presence of him that is truly the creator and father of us all."


Some of the most successful baiters draw the lads into the scenario they weave, by letting the lad think he is controlling things.

This can always be used to get him to do what you want.

Just a couple of ideas to think about. These fucking spear chuckers need to be taught a lesson. I've intercepted plenty of their westys and will continue to do so until someone stops me.

I do believe in the saying " By their DEEDS ye shall know them" posting crap

Anyone who wants to be a genuine member and follows the rules is welcome.

The trolls have failed and now try a parting shot, remember I said

Eventually the trolls will get the message that they are not welcome.

I am not perfect and do make mistakes, but when people troll the forum with the sole intention of disrupting the forum for the genuine members, they they will be moderated.
I am not an overly religious guy but I do believe in the saying " By their DEEDS ye shall know them" posting crap and trying to disrupt the forum shows who are trolls and who are good members.

The trolls seem to forget that I have dealt with many of them on other forums for many years now. and I know who they are and I know their agenda.

The ADMIN has been kind enough to let a lot of them have their say and given them a lot of leeway. However it has been said many times that if they troll then they will be moderated.

Rahstyles is growing and going from strength to strength. I would rather have five good members than a thousand trolls and badgers.

With the good members we will grow in a sensible and strong manner.

To sum up, if you are genuine and post within the rules then you are welcome. If you are here to cause trouble then you are free to leave.

Admin it seems that some people are uncomfortable with agreeing to the rules. The rules are there to help ALL members enjoy their time here.

I remember when I shit my pants for the first time. It was embarrassing but I got through it with the help of GOD. Now i pray that my sphincter holds whenever I sneeze.

when you hear "BOOM BOOM POW" it's not the BLACK EYED PEAS, it's me farting because I am extremely gassy

Keewl dude. I think he will like this one. LOL.


You're WACK FOR REAL you know I'm PACKING STEEL and your CAP GETS PEELED
My diaper is full and my bald dome highly polished
So with the 'Clipper and the Mag' I'll put "Grimace in a Bag".........HAPPY MEAL!
Although Happy Meals make me gassy, that's ok in this instance
You really think that you're SICK AT RAP? Kid you're SPITS ARE WACK
I urinated better raps that you possess
Plus this KID'S A RAT, so it's "game over when I catch the snitch" like a QUIDDITCH MATCH
Yeah that makes no sense but let's move on, shall we?
When it comes to your girl, you know that I'm HITTIN IT, DAM!
She's unZIPPING MY PANTS while she on the phone with you like "Baby I'm BUSY JUST SCRAM"
I contracted genital warts from her, so apparently you are infected as well, we should all go see a doctor
You say you love her while she got my DICK IN HER HAND
Then I filled the bitch with more rubber than the [COLOR=#FFA500 !important]MICHELIN MAN///
You PACK NINES,BEAMS? Bitch you'd break your hand if you try to use the type of GATS I SQUEEZE
So when you hear "BOOM BOOM POW" it's not the BLACK EYED PEAS, it's me farting because I am extremely gassy after the Happy Meal
Kid your raps are TRASH,HORRID put him to sleep cause this CAT'S BORING
Plus my punches 'Tyson Strong' so like what he's 'Typing On' it's a WRAP FOR HIM (rap forum)[/COLOR]
Bitch, I aint tryin to know how to use color tags so fuck that shit
Now pass me my Geritol and STFU cuz I'm watching motherfuckin Murder She wrote




Well Soyl. I suppose I should be flattered that you chose to copy and paste another of my posts from Rahstyles. At least this time you did say it was a copy and paste.

Wow, you must have thought it was good to copy it.

Shame you posted it as though it was yours. But that is what you do a lot of eh Soyl?

I am glad that Joe found some of it funny.

A check of the dates and times will show that I posted it first. ow:


The people who have been banned, were here deliberately to disrupt the forum. We do them a kindness in calling them trolls. They had an ulterior motive and only wanted to stop us from growing. As usual they have failed miserably and we are growing quite strongly.

A troll who is just here to be a smartarse is one thing, but to work together with others in a concentrated attack on Rahsyles will not be tolerated and they will not be allowed to succeed.


This very likely. It is wise to ONLY download any AV direct from the AV home page.

Please do not download from any pop ups
It is best not to click on any pop ups that say your pc is infected etc.


Also don't use 419eater as your password. That's what fucked me up a few years ago.

Colonic health update !!

To whoever told me that suppositories are supposed to stop me from pooping, YOU WERE WRONG! I've been shoving these things up my ass for months thinking they would plug me up. THEY DON'T!! Suppositories make me poop!!