Suddenly I am very popular. Any one else receiving similar notices?
Dear Big Al,
Your bunghole has been locked because the gaseous emissions have become so disgusting that it curls people's nose hairs, and someone has tried to log into the account with the wrong password more than 5 times. You will be able to attempt to log in again in another 15 minutes. You will fail though because you are an addle-brained old fuck who has no idea how anything works and who thinks everyone is a scammer or "an enabler of scammers" when in fact they just laugh at your feeble attempts to be an internet crime fighter. Take off your cape, wipe your ass, and go retire, you doddering old fuckwit.
The person trying to log into your account had the following IP address: 149.135.145.45 (Australia). This is your IP and you are a moron who can't remember his password, you retarded old fuck.
All the best,
ShitMyPants Incontinence Forum
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