Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts

Sunday, November 23, 2014

A new day, a new blog

Questions are being asked, and an invitation issued here:

http://antifraudintl.blogspot.com/

The world waits anxiously, said no one.

Friday, March 28, 2014

denigrating the customers

A disgruntled customer writes:

Many customers have expressed disappointment over losing money after believing the propaganda and getting suckered into sending their money to Big Al aka De Master Yoda. He shamelessly scammed som many victims out of money.
This gets back to a previous point. What angered many, were the answers that those who were naive enough to send their money to AFI were stupid.
This is a woeful reaction by AFI staff to customers who trusted them and bought dildos on their say so, that those dildos were a good product.
There are many customers who are not coders, programmers or similar. (my self included) So these customers trusted what the AFI people were saying, that AFI was the best thing since sliced bread (or similar praise, like the best thing since marmite) When as has been said many times after the event, AFI was ill concieved and was not what customers wanted. Hence the movement of so many AFI customers in their pants.
I see no evidence of any apologies, contrition or direction from AFI. So the end result of denigrating the customers is clear and is coming.
As has been said customers are voting with their feet and once the customer trust is gone it is extremely hard to get it back , more so when those responsible have little clue how to do things .
It is becoming obvious that there is another plan in place that does not include the customers, who are now classed as expendable. Indeed it seems that the AFI side of the operation is not one that they want to prosper. antifraudintl.org will become superfluous to requirements so will be allowed to die, we have seen signs of this, how many helpers and support people have gone?
I think the bean counters will eventually speak up and the warning bell will sound, but I fear it will be too late by then. I cannot envisage how the AFI side of things is making money and a continuous loss will eventually sink the ship. 

Fuck you assholes, I got money from the suckers who sent it to me, and I will get more every day because MAGA GO PAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Friday, March 14, 2014

Anal Games Fartson

I would like to point out that my name is not Alan James and I have never used that name. I occasionally use the name Anal Games Fartson though because it represents me well. But I NEVER use the name Alan James.

After discussions with the owner of Juot.net. The copies of my stolen photo and the defamatory comments have been removed. The owner is doing the right thing so I would like to recind my complaint and thank him for doing the right thing. I have no further complaints against him or Juot.net except that when I shit my pants, I sometimes have to sit in my own filth for a long time. Thank you.  Alan James.

p.s. Juot is no longer a hat site. They no longer sell hats.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The time I ate a bug

Got the goddamn grandkids yesterday. Dummy dropped the off in the morning, said she had to go get her hair and nails done. I was all "Why the fuck can't you take them with you? Get their hair and nails done too." She was having none of that, said if I wanted to pay for it then she would consider it, but she knows goddamn well I'm not paying for anything. Went out for Indian food a few nights ago, got a nice chicken korma and some garlic naan. Half way through the meal I remembered I didn't have any money with me. What else could I do? I waited until I was almost done, then I called the waiter over and told him I found a bug in the korma. He was all "I'm so sorry sir, that is terrible, let me take this away now." I demanded that I get it for free because paying for a bug is just some kind of weird third-world shit, and we don't stand for that here among decent whites. He scurried away like a fucking bug himself. I wiped my chin (hey Punjab Curry Club, cloth fucking napkins, we're not animals here) and stood up to march out of there when out of nowhere the manager stepped in front of me (sneaky bastard). He said I could not leave and that he wanted to see this bug.

I said I ate it. This guy was all "You will need to pay for your dinner. I do not believe there was a bug in your korma so you will not be getting a free meal."

"Really? You want the meal back?" I shouted. I dropped my trousers and started taking a dump right there in the middle of the restaurant. They all started yelling, but nobody stopped me. Pussies.

"Here you go," I said and cut loose a nice juicy wet fart that made everybody gasp and look away in horror, but nothing actually came out. I was just gassy. I took that opportunity to zip up my trousers and sashay the fuck out of there like I just paid for shit. Which I didn't--I paid WITH shit.

So now I'm stuck with these goddamn kids. Dummy never came back for them. I have to keep feeding them cereal because that's all I got. The young one drank my Maalox, which is fucked up because I can feel that korma coming back up on me. She's just rolling around complaining like a bitch. The older one drifted off somewhere, I'm not sure. She's just like her mother. I guess the younger one takes after her father, the drug addict, because he used to roll around on the floor like a bitch too.

In conclusion, family is very important and you should always take care to give your kids good memories.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

i am a member of five anti scam forums

Hi all, thank you for allowing me to join your site, i am proud to be a scambaiter , so am i biased in this discussion? you bet i am !! i see two issues here- the victims and the baiters, yes we would love to do more,and we would love to be able to snap our fingers and put these scammers in jail! but this does not work , let me take you for a small tour of our cyberworld, first let me tell you about the unmarried mother in holland who unfortunately was mentally backwards and was being scammed so bad that she did not have enough food to feed her child! or the woman in pheonix who asked for help after she lost her house and money, and was on the street with thre young children,or the victim who just posted on fraudwatchers who had a nervous breakdown and borrowed so much money from his mother she is now having to work at 68 years of age to try to pay this money back, he is now banckrupt and is suffering a nervous depression . what hope do these victims have?? are you going to help them? or just critisise the baiters who do? let me tell you about some if the baiters who i proudly call friends. theres a lady in canada who uses a lot of her own money sending lettters and phone warnings to potential victim s all over the world and spends just about all her waking hours helping victims. or the old lady in canada as well who weeps with sadness when she sees some of the letters from the victims of romance scams who have not only lost money but are emotionally destroyed! or the lady in japan who has just spent her own money and lots of time to set up a website in japan to help the japanese victims. again all for free . i could go on about these baiters who spend a lot of their own time and money to help others in need and you want to tell them that they are not doing a brilliant job?? yes we do get some rewards when we manage to save a victim our hearts soar and we feel good , when we train another baiter and he or she also manages to save a victim this also feels good. please come and have a look at what we doiand if you feel like it join us, and together we will try and make this unjust world a bit better if we save one victim from any of these scams then all our combined efforts are worthwhile . thank you for allowing me to have my say . best wishs' Big Al " Alan james

Hi thank you b for your input, i have put some of my baiting story on this forum and you can see what others and myself are doing to try to help , please let me know what type of help you are giving? you say my 'strategy for fighting scams is failing" maybe so! but i have a strategy!! plese tell me about yours ? can you tell me about how you are helping the victims of these scams?? yes some of them are greedy and just want to make a buck but by far the majority are just that!victims !who see a chance to help improve their lives and that of their family , again I say what are you doing to help them ?? it is easy to dismiss others but if your grand parents where losing their life savings would you try to help?? or would you still, have the same view of baiters who do try to help?? so please answer how you are helping these victims ? thanks ' BIg AL "

Hi Georgewbush thank you for your post i think that the only time i mentioned myself was to say that i was proud to be a scambaiter , how does this translate to me saying how great i am ?? i am sorry if this was the impression that i gave as it was certainly not intended , however i cannot stand by and see other baiters who are doing a good job pulled down , i also did not intend it to be an advertisment for our forums, yes if anyone wants to join ours or any other anti scam forums i would be very happy as there are many thousands of scammers and too few baiters , yes i am a new poster and my intention was not to upset of the members of this forum just to try and put a different aspect on what we do and hopefully to inform if i could , i am a member of five anti scam forums and i only mentioned one in the context of proving that a recent posting took place ,i did not advertise any of the others . thanks ' BIg AL '

Hi b, thank you for your compliment about my age i have just turned 60 so it was welcome. i am glad to see that you are closing down the scammers accounts, so that they can reopen a new one in two minutes and comtinue. as it seems to be headed for a flame war and i am the new guy i will respect the other members and withdraw so as not to disturb the forum , i would like to thank you all for allowing me to post and put my point of view! To the mods, thank you for your patience, if any one wants to contact me i can be reached on alanjames333@fastmail.fm best wishs for your site "big Al" Alan james

i pooped my pants . thanks ' BIg AL "

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

I do not approve of troll sites like trollvalhalla, except when I am posting on one with the name Thor

Hi randommosaic. You may find it a little lonely,  as all the other ranter noobs ran away.


Something of interest for you to check out.
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Interesting post you made on AMB.

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So, I'm spreading my random goodness all over the place lately. I went to thoughts.com to see if it was the hobo fest I was led to believe. I think it could be designed a lot better, but not a horrible distraction. I've been to JUOT, Not my bag, but it's a decently sized forum at least. The Ranter has it's charms.
I want MOAR! I think i'll go set up shop at troll Vahalla or one of the other poser troll holes I've heard of and spread the word about our beloved AMB.
Any suggestions for my proposed missonary work?

Lets say I know of you and your partner.

Your other half of course.

What do you think of Max's lying to the AMB and network  members?


Good to hear,  but I was never a member of the posse. How about your slapping of TT who has an admitted mental problem.  Is this just?  Or is it just to be in with the peer group?

As a long time senior member of AMB, by your posting you support Max and the lies he propagates.


You have not read the many posts where he lies about closing down AMB? I do find that odd.

Please take the time to go to the link I provided (it is safe) and see some of the other lies he posts.


@randommosaic. While it is true that you have not been so vitriolic towards TT as others.

 The fact that you are a super mod on AMB and you DID post bad things and joined in with the attacks ( I can check back but it would be waste of my time, unless you want to deny them) indicates your acceptance and support of the way that the AMB members have acted towards a member, who ADMITTED early on that he had mental problems is despicable.

The mental state of TT was also pointed out to the members by another long time member,  but it did not fit in with the lust for posts and a victim, so it was also ignored.

When a site dogpiles on a member with mental issues for their own amusement,  then it is beholden on the staff to stop it.
 This was NOT done, so the staff are also culpable.


No you did not troll me nor any of my friends as far as I can remember. Acquaintances yes.

 You allowed bullying to take place as a super mod on AMB and went along with the lies posted by the owner.


The site is not , as far as I am aware classed as a "troll" site it is a general topic site. IE a "message board"

I agree it would make sense to stop the person posting for his own good.  Maybe the AMB supermod could explain why they did not do this ?

 The members of AMB have (along with their network pals) dogpiled on him in an extremely bad way just for their own amusement.

 I thought that it should be mentioned, when a super mod from that site joins TV, so we are aware of the nature of the site that a new member is a senior on.

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My question here is, why is someone on a forum discussing their mental state?

One must remember that the said member HAS self confessed mental issues,  so it is not surprising that he says things like this. This however is no excuse to take advantage of his problems for AMB's gain.

Can I come and watch?

No need, the bouncing boobs and the avatar got my attention.  :w00t:

:doh: SKYPE?? Where did that come from ? :onoudidnt:

Weird,  I mention the bouncing boobs and avatar in YOUR posts and you associate it with Hades? :dunno:

All is forgiven . i could never stay mad at you. :hug3:

I do  not use IM. Did you mean PM?

I like your boobs more. :hyper:

You talking to me? >:D

HMM have you got a wide angle lens I can use? :happy0034:

Thank you for now posting the truth. :happy0034:

There has been no witch hunt.  Just a search for the truth from a site that posts continuous lies and slander without any proof.


I do not hate you. However I do not like the site you are promoting due to many reasons.

You mentioned a witch hunt, as I said there was none,  if I wanted to do one, I would have elaborated on  the fact about AMB actively supporting known hackers and scammers and how they ban any who expose them. Thereby assisting the fraudsters to scam innocent victims out of their life savings.
 
There are many things that AMB do and I am surprised that as a supermod you are not aware of them and actually promote AMB.

Party pooper. :))

Why thank you. I will take that as a compliment.

I thought you were from a troll site? yet you run away as soon as the truth is talked about.

Sorry randommosaic  but you were outed and ran away  like the rest of the morons who thought they could troll valhalla  BYE. :wave:


LOL.  TheRanter folk could not troll the skin off a rice pudding. Quite a few came here to make a name for themselves, but ran away squealing with fear.
   They were SO PWNDED.


I  hear that if you join theRanter and ask to become an admin they will change your user name color and give you admin permissions, so you can gain access into their three private area's and see all the personal information about their senior members, who were stupid enough to put it all in the private section.
  Is this true? could, ANY site be so stupid as to actually do this? :lmao2::lmao2::lmao2::laugh0188::laugh0188::laugh0188:

"Nothing but a bunch of PWNDED losers and homos from what I saw." :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Ranter?  :booyah:TV dun whupped their ass.

This usually indicates that some one is leaving.


You say you only tell the truth ? Where have I ever said anything about not allowing you on this site?

Why are you trying to mislead people?

And Saint Lucifer loves Americans and thinks Canada should be a part of America.

The question is a simple one. Why are you avoiding it? you accused me of  " rallying them not to allow me on the site because I'm a steady member here"  Please show where I said anything about not allowing you on the site. After all you say you only tell the truth.


So you agree that you posted a lie on AMB  as I never mentioned anything about  not allowing you on this site.
I trust that you will now amend your post on AMB to correct this lie.

I would appreciate you not putting words in my mouth or stating that I am saying things that I never said.   Like I have stated, there has been enough lies told on AMB.


I think you should remove the lie, post a retraction  and as a mod be more responsible in what you post, once you step out of the protection of having the mod buttons on AMB, then you are vulnerable to being asked to justify any lie you post.

  As a supermod you should not be doing this in the interest of goodwill,  but as the correct thing to do for a person of integrity and to correct a misleading post made by you.


I agree. I have no problem with anyone joining as a genuine member,  but I will not idly stand by and let lies be posted about us on other forums.

If someone comes on TV with the main intention of spamming us for the benefit of AMB or other sites (as admitted),  then they need to be prepared to back up their actions.  The members on TV are entitled to know the facts about any site that is promoted on here.


I have not had any dealings with Stephen Colberts so I will not comment on what he does.  I am familiar with the actions of the AMB staff though.

Your other questions are not worth an answer.

Probably a wise move. :yes2:

Well it seems that randommosaic did some good on ranter,  so welcome to TV.   Now stop slacking and get poasting. :happy0034:

Nah this does not mean we are engaged or anything. :poke:

REALLY???  :whistle:


The last threesome I heard about was from a guy who went to a club to pick up a woman but the selection was low. When it was nearly time to go, as a last resort he hooked up with a 59 year old woman thinking it was better than nothing.

She took him home and they started to get it on when she said  " you are a bit of a goer how would you like a 3some, a mother and daughter, all together with you? he thought this had merit so said yes ok .

 So the woman went to the bottom of the stairs and yelled up to the bedroom and said.
HEY  MUM CAN YOU COME DOWN FOR  SOME FUN ? :doh::unsure::ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

For a moment I was going to ask you what sort of sexual perversion required a bucket of clams . But on re-consideration, I think I will refrain from going down that path. :dunno:


I was talking about AMB who only recently admitted they were a troll site.

TT has many times stated he is taking weed for his mental issues .

About time you got here you slacker. And leave our women alone. :happy0034:

Oh thats ok you can have those women.

Can you slow down a bit on the poasting though?  We find it hard to keep up.

I did hear that ! :poke:

Sunday, April 29, 2012

I AM POSTING ON RANTER, I DID NOT RESIGN from ranter years ago


WOWEEEE. Lookit them scared ranter doggies run. :lol:

They are so PWNDED all they can do is run around screaming obscenities at others.

Toe jam, keep those doggies movin. 8-)

Hot Diggity toe jam, you got those ranter critters madder than a bobcat caught in a piss fire.


@goodi. I see that you are still posting lies and that you still cannot back them up. The act of a typical liar. 

Never mind goodi, your 48 hours are nearly up.


I AM POSTING ON RANTER

Posted by a member on ranter. I suppose the message will eventually get through that I DID NOT RESIGN from ranter years ago, after they never deleted over fifty of my posts after stating that "no subject was taboo"

Let me say it AGAIN. I AM a member of ranter , and have posted on there for many years. 

The moron who is posting under the name of Big al and any variations of this name is me. 

Of course the admins know who it is, ME, as they can see that the IP goes back to India. And I live in Australia as you all know. Why are they again deceiving their members by denying them this information? 

A message for goodi the deadline is nearly up. Remember goodi, anything posted after the deadline is on your head alone.


My vagina hurts worse than usual today. 8-)

Saturday, March 24, 2012

People often ask "Why are you a cashbaiter, Big Al?"

Odd the reactions we do get!
During our lives, every one gets scammed in various ways. How many of us have bought say a used car and believed what we were told about how good it was ?
When with their peers, most will say things like the comments posted above. Yet privately or if they have been scammed by a lad it is a different story.
If they or their loved ones are scammed, many will shout out and ask why is something not been done about these crooks!!
One needs to be careful about how we explain things and if possible pre empt the stupid comments from the uninformed .

I myself have been scammed many times. So many times I sent my money to Nigeria in hopes of reclaiming something, anything. That's why I have turned to cashbaiting. It is an effective way to retrieve the money I lost, but also some of the dignity. So far I have gotten back my money (and then some ! ) ,but my dignity is something I may never get back. Plus I just shit my pants. It's hard to be dignified when say I am in the bank depositing money from my latest westy when my sphincter lets loose with a powerful fecal eruption. Sure my man-diaper holds it in until I can get home, but more than once I have left a trail of brown liquid in my wake as I try to walk casually out of the bank. Incontinence is nothing to be ashamed of. We all have these moments. I just happen to have them more often than most people.

and that is why I am a cashbaiter.

Monday, January 30, 2012

this limp noodle of mine

To answer your questions CK, Chandra Sekhar Sathyada has admitted in public that he has mental problems and he has also admitted that he is a confirmed and proven liar.

Really I suppose we should pity him and his family. I have sent him details on where he can obtain professional caring help for his mental issues, but he seems to delude himself that he does not need any help.

Whilst sitting poolside here at 2 Speckled cct. in Brisbane (not my real address, just the one I consistently adamantly deny for some reason), I was thinking about how to help people even more than I do, and then I shit my pants again. I was not in the pool, fortunately, so I dropped my Depends in the bin and hosed myself off when the cleaning lady came outside. Her English is horrible so when I tried to get her to use her hand on this limp noodle of mine, she pretended not to understand, but how can she not know what it means when I put her hand on my dick? Yes, it's like taffy that's been left on the seat of a car on a hot summer day, but give me a break. That bitch knows what I want and if I don't get it, it's back to China with her. Sayonora, ching-chong.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Colonic health update !!

To whoever told me that suppositories are supposed to stop me from pooping, YOU WERE WRONG! I've been shoving these things up my ass for months thinking they would plug me up. THEY DON'T!! Suppositories make me poop!!