what did you do on australia Day this year?

I shit my pants again. I know, you're probably saying, "What? Another 'I shit my pants' post? WTF AL??" Well, I was on my way out for the annual Australia Day celebration, when I let loose with the water canon that is my sphincter. I had tried one of those stool softeners that eveybody's always talking about, and that was probably a bad idea. See, I thought I wasn't "regular" enough in that area, so I took a bunch of these pills, and the next thing I knew, REGularity gave way to HILarity. I was regular enough already it seems. In conclusion, the moral of the story here is: never go out on Australia Day. It will only end in disasster.