I let Bert buff my beef ring.

Now that I like. The lad does the work and you get the benefit. Love it!  

The mind boggles. One question- HOW?

Perhaps Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari will show us how to raise the dead?

No don't answer that, I have a feeling I don't want to know. I let Bert buff my beef ring. 


My vagina is sandy and I spent too much time in jail for cashbaiting. I better get some more ECT. That electricity doesn't get in my head by itself.