absolutely shattered and so ashamed i sharted

Oh goodi.

 I wept with shame to read your post. I am so sorry for you.





I can understand how you must be absolutely shattered and so ashamed to actually admit that you are a supporter of








Everton!

Of course he is talking about the members, not the mods or admins.

I just sharted again because my ass was reamed out in prison. OOOPS, just did it again.