a lot of e-mails etc being sent to bad lads on behalf of our members

Hi all as there are a lot of e-mails etc being sent to bad lads on behalf of our members can someone give me a mugu talk script saying that a fellow mugu is responsible? as i think it would be a good idea to send to some lads whilst they are wondering why they are suddenly getting all this bad mail and with a bit of luck we will cause them to fight between themselves i think this will only be to our advantage , please reply with comments both good and bad (if bad i promise not to send you any curses but of course you do not share in my ten million i am getting) thanks Big Al