Sunday, March 8, 2015

Sad news, house for sale

I am forced to sell my house at 2 Speckled Cct in Springfield Lakes due to the crushing financial strain of my multiple lawsuits against the CRETINS!! who would besmirch my good name. I thought I could keep it going for years but my cashbaiting slowed down when I was hospitalised recently with mental illness.

Please buy my house it is not too expensive I think, maybe more than the others nearby but I need the cash infusion. If you buy it now you can have the sheets on my bed.

Some people did not believe I had a swimming pool that I had built with cashbaiting moneys but I do.

All shit stains have been scrubbed out of the carpet except for one place. If you find it you qualify for an automatic discount.